kevinpeterson asked: Well, in that case, I better send you a question here.
Yes, send me questions and love here! Please! I’m needy.
Anonymous asked: Eyepatch sex?
Come off anon & we’ll figure it out!
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
I miss my boyfriend!!